What if, Like Jonah, You Were Swallowed by a Whale?

This poor dude was swallowed by a whale.

He survived to tell . . .

“Corkeron suspects the whale was just trying to get fish and had no intention of turning Packard into breakfast.

He also said there’s evidence suggesting that humpbacks can be ‘altruistic’ toward humans, which may be why the creature swam to the surface before spitting out Packard.”

Well, God bless the humpbacks (and the recovery of the fellow who was swallowed). This makes you want to read the Book of Jonah as well as Moby Dick.

The State is The Source of All Inequality

Guys, I don’t think it’s a coincidence that the U.S. (and other countries) has racked up trillions of dollars of new public debt in the past 20 years, while simultaneously producing more billionaires them ever.

In 2020, a year from hell for most businesses, we saw the creation of more billionaires (660 new ones), than the entire sum of billionaires in existence in the year 2000 (470 total billionaires).

How could something like that happen? How could debt, financed through federal reserve promise notes and PRINTED MONEY, possibly lead to more billionaires in both the US and worldwide? Don’t forget, most other countries have miserable amounts of public debt as well.

I’ll cut to the chase. There is no way we could have so many new billionaires, along with such exorbitant levels of indebtedness without there being a deliberate effort to steal from the poor (mostly everybody), via monetary counterfeit, to fork over to the already rich.

We see it with bailouts, grants, illegal tax evasion, and most importantly, good old fashioned, bald-faced wealth transferring.

Anybody who tells you that the big scary “capitalism” is what causes inequality in the world, doesn’t know his head from a hole in the wall.

The state is the source of all inequality.

Feminism: It Leads You To Hell.

It wasn’t just the fact that Eve ate the apple that sent mankind into a sinful tailspin. It was Adam allowing her to do it that made matters worse. This is the breeding ground for feminism. Female disobedience and male apathy. This is where it starts. I did a whole chapter in Caesar Vacantism related to men holding women accountable.

Check out this great blog post by Fr. Dave Nix that further elaborates the problem, a wretched decline in obedience and chastity.

Immodesty Puts Man Before the Tree in the Garden Again

For further book-length analysis on the connection between feminism and a lack of modesty/chastity, you can check out Catholic Modesty or visit this blog, Front Porch Catholic.

Price Gouging on Gasoline? Yes, Please!

I want to head this one off before we (inevitably) get to it.

Price gouging is actually a good thing when we are met with acute shortages. WE WANT BUSINESSES TO PRICE GOUGE. It’s the only way to stop retards from hoarding things amidst a panic. For some good academic writing on why price gouging is a good thing, check here, here, here, here, and here.

Of course, given what’s transpired in recent days (Colonial Pipeline problems), this will be an issue if it isn’t already as I write this. Don’t complain about gouging. Remember how stupid people were with the toilet paper and hand sanitizer last year. Price gouging is how the market corrects and prevents such insanity.

The State Creates War, Famine, & Pestilence

If we see that the state
. . . creates wars, then insists that it be the military solution to them.
. . . creates economic recessions/depressons, then insists on being the monetary, fiscal, and regulatory solution them.

Might we also deduce
. . . that the state would inflict us with a pestilence, then INSIST that it be the only solution to that as well?

Which Do You Fear? The Jaws of Hell or The Jaws of Corona?

I’m reminded of the words of St. Francis of Assisi over the context of a vicious wolf that terrorized the people of Gubbio in Italy:

“How much we ought to dread the jaws of hell, if the jaws of so small an animal as a wolf can make a whole city tremble through fear?”

What a prescient meditation for our times. As we continue to endure the hysteria of the masses with regards to “Corona Death,” I detect so many parallels to that dreaded Wolf of Gubbio.

“Not only did the wolf kill and devour livestock but it began to attack and devour humans.  All attempts to kill the wolf failed and the people of the town would literally shut the town down in fear whenever the wolf would appear.”

explanation by Fr. michael cummins

There are so many who are STILL terrified by a stupid virus. Modern folk have not the slightest contemplation of the horrors of Hell, but their sense of awareness of the Coronavirus is a permanent “high alert” just like the people of Gubbio and that wolf. We’ve allowed our enemies who occupy high offices to shut down our entire world over it. The Jaws of Hell are of no concern when juxtaposed with the Jaws of an Itty-Bitty Virus that kills .01% of the population.

Imagine, for a second, that ravenous (or just plain hungry) wolf and how many victims he might have really consumed. Could the Wolf of Gubbio have eaten more than an infinitesimal portion of the population? One wolf, even a big one, isn’t going to do enough damage to warrant hysteria. Yet it’s enough to get an entire community to lose their minds and abandon all manner of reason.

With a wolf on the prowl, the rest of life’s matters would become null and void. Those of little faith resort to this mentality often.

This is where we are with the Corona Doom. The elites who concocted this paranoia, those who were far more pernicious than the “boy who cried wolf,” have gotten us to neglect all semblance of the spiritual life so that we may fixate on their doomsday narrative. St. Francis of Assisi, one of the most incredible and humble saints, was able to remain calm and tame the wolf. He did this with a similar poise and equanimity as Our Lord when He calmed the raucous waves when He and the apostles traveled by sea. When the people of Gubbio saw what St. Francis did with the wolf, they converted and worshipped God. Allelujah!

Now is the time for you, dear reader, to muster the courage of the saints, stop wearing face panties and getting vaccines, ignore the SCARY virus, and show your friends, family, and neighbors that the elites’ virus communism is no more threatening than a cranky, hungry puppy.

You should dread the Jaws of Hell. The Jaws of Corona are a transient veneer.

One final note: yes, this is the more accurate account of the significance of St. Francis’ interaction with animals. It’s a contrast to the “nature hippy” propaganda you’re accustomed to hearing. We don’t fix our problems with hippy solutions. We do so with humility, prayer, sacrifice, and confidence in God.

St. Francis of Assisi, ora pro nobis.