Man, the Stupid Things People Do For Health & Fitness . . .

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Courtesy of Joseph Fredrick via Facebook.

Is this what you do with your Monday momentum?

Perhaps it’s time to go back to the drawing board (or hang out with some orangutans at least).

What if, Like Jonah, You Were Swallowed by a Whale?

This poor dude was swallowed by a whale.

He survived to tell . . .

“Corkeron suspects the whale was just trying to get fish and had no intention of turning Packard into breakfast.

He also said there’s evidence suggesting that humpbacks can be ‘altruistic’ toward humans, which may be why the creature swam to the surface before spitting out Packard.”

Well, God bless the humpbacks (and the recovery of the fellow who was swallowed). This makes you want to read the Book of Jonah as well as Moby Dick.

Virus Ninja Fauci: “Gain of Function” Edition

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Courtesy of Mark Radford

If you still doubt whether Fauci created “The Virus,” check out this guy’s take on things. Despite all the pointless PCR positive tests, he and his kin have lived happily assuming “The Virus” doesn’t exist.

Go and do likewise.

Don’t be afraid of Ninja Fauci.

Should Fauci Be Tried, Publicly Shamed, & Executed?

Becky Akers from LewRockwell.com seems to think so . . .

“If Fauxchi the Liar outraged you as much as he did me the last 15 months, you rejoice each time you see another headline damning him. This Satanic minion deserves not just arrest and prosecution but very public execution, and though I categorically oppose torture, I wouldn’t object this time to a good horsewhipping before he hangs. (Alas, in this utterly corrupt and wicked country, no such punishment awaits unless his victims rebel against the Marxists in power.)

Nonetheless, Fauxchi didn’t pull off Coronapocalypse single-handedly. The politicians and bureaucrats, the CEOs and media, the cops enforcing COVIDCon’s nonsense, even the execrable Parson Goat, are also culpable. And as there’s an abundance of fault to go around, let’s not exclude the Masked Morons.

However, those criminals will holler, as criminals always do, that they are innocent, that they are guilty merely of following bad advice. And that is yet another of their millions of lies. Every last politician, bureaucrat, CEO, reporter, editor and producer for the corporate media, cop and Parson Goat violated principles that they should have obeyed ahead of any deceptive and manipulative shyster. The political class should have heeded the maxim that their only job is to protect our inalienable rights from totalitarians such as Fauxchi; under no circumstances should they have  enabled the medical Stalinists to boss entrepreneurs or the rest of us. A CEO ought to be concerned with the health of his company and profits, not that of his customers; the latter is none of his business. And as for Parson Goat, he obviously should have upheld Scripture rather than bending the knee to godless government. 

So grab some popcorn and enjoy Fauxchi’s fall. But beware lest his collaborators succeed in heaping their considerable blame on him, too. Collaborators who are unrepentant, by the way, as they busily promulgate the next phase of the shamdemic, The Battle of the Jab.”

Fauci Finally Getting His Comeuppance?

It’s been a long time coming for something most of us suspected over a year ago. Dr. Flipitty-Floppity-Fauci wasn’t just inconsistent. He’s been an active agent in the chaos of the last 15 months. I believe in miracles. I do not believe in an infinite connectivity of coincidences. As soon as the smoking gun becomes clear, hopefully, it would lead to criminal prosecution of Anthony Fauci.

Even if the fall of Fauci, Gates, Cuomo, and even Biden appear to be nothing but scapegoats, we have to remember that the Left always eats its own. Moreover, it does that whenever it’s about to suffer a huge comeuppance. The devil gets his day – not an epoch.

#FauciEmails

Fire & press charges against Fauci!

Is Fauci’s New Book Cover a Striptease?

What is up with Fauci’s book cover? It looks like he’s imitating Victoria Secret models taking off clothes provocatively. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Fauci LOVES attention.

Btw, have I not been telling you guys that the masks are FACE PANTIES?!

Also, this poor dude has some serious mucous problems judging by all that green junk that built up in his mask.

I feel bad for old Fauci.