Good Advice: Wake Your Butt Up Early!

I’ll make this short and sweet.

WAKE YOUR BUTT UP EARLY!
6 a.m. = good; 5 a.m. = great; 4 a.m. = Godzilla!

This is how you succeed. Want to become a saint with a great mental-prayer routine . . . WAKE YOUR BUTT UP EARLY!
Want to have more time to study for and ace your exam on mollecular chemistry . . . WAKE YOUR BUTT UP EARLY!
Want to know the best time of day to exercise hard and get it over with so you can focus on the rest of life . . . WAKE YOUR BUTT UP EARLY!
Want to start a new career and need extra time for your side hustle . . . WAKE YOUR BUTT UP EARLY!
Want to be able to committ an hour each day to Eucharistic adoration . . . WAKE YOUR BUTT UP EARLY!
Want to just have more time to make memes and political cartoons taking jabs at the Faucinator and pals . . . WAKE YOUR BUTT UP EARLY!

“But, wahhhh! I’m a night owl.”
No, that doesn’t exist. You made that up to justify your bullcrap. Stop drinking coffee until 7 in the evening, quit spacing out and chatting so much, get focused, go to bed early, and WAKE YOUR BUTT UP EARLY!

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